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Your resume is probably terrible.Let's fix that.

Get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your resume — with sharp, no-BS critique and concrete fixes — in under 60 seconds.

Roast My Resume

No fluff. No sugarcoating. Just the feedback you actually need.Free to try — no credit card required.

Results in under 60 seconds

Actionable fixes — not generic advice

Sample RoastExample score: 62 / 100

One-liner

This resume reads like a LinkedIn template someone filled out on the train — competent but utterly forgettable.

Top fix

Rewrite every bullet into impact-first statements with hard numbers: shipped X, saved Y hours, increased Z%.

We'll also call out red flags — fluff, vague verbs, weak summaries, and "team player" energy — then tell you exactly what to write instead.

How it works

1. Upload

Drop in your PDF or DOCX. We parse the text, strip the formatting, and prep it for a proper roast.

2. Get roasted

Expert-level feedback on your summary, skills, and experience — ruthless but fair, so you know exactly what to fix.

3. Fix & get hired

Follow the concrete fixes, download a polished PDF (Pro), and send out a resume that actually earns interviews.

Pricing that doesn't hate your wallet

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Free

1 resume roast. Basic breakdown. No downloads.

Pro

Lifetime

$149 once

Everything in Pro, forever. Early adopter badge. Future features.

People who survived the roast

"This thing hurt my feelings and then doubled my interview rate. 10/10 would get roasted again."

— Aisha, Product Manager

"Called my resume 'LinkedIn-template cosplay' and then told me exactly how to fix it."

— Marcus, SWE

"The AI caught fluff my human reviewers missed. The 'fix' suggestions were stupidly actionable."

— Priya, Data Scientist

"Brutal, hilarious, and somehow motivating. Turned my campus-club resume into something FAANG-ready."

— Diego, New Grad

"It roasted my buzzwords so hard I rewrote my entire portfolio. Landed 3 onsites."

— Lena, Designer

"Feels like getting dragged by a McKinsey EM who secretly wants you to win."

— Noah, Consultant

FAQ

What file types do you support?

Upload your resume as PDF or DOCX, up to 5MB. We'll handle the parsing and clean-up.

Is my resume data safe?

Yes. Your resume and roast live in your account and are never sold or used to train models.

What does the free plan include?

You get one full roast with a score, section-by-section critique, top fixes, and red-flag callouts. No PDF download on the free plan — after that roast, you'll need Pro or Lifetime for more.

How fast is a roast?

Usually under 60 seconds. The longest part is you emotionally preparing for the feedback.

How does the roast work?

We analyze your resume with a system built specifically for hiring feedback — you get a structured score, section-by-section critique, red flags, and concrete fixes, not generic tips.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yep. Manage your subscription in the billing portal and cancel with a couple of clicks.